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Phyllis Diller Strain Review

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Name: Phyllis Diller

Dispensary: Delta 9 Collective (Van Nuys)

Grade: B+

Type: Mostly Indica

Lineage: An unknown blend of Hazes.

Price: $15/gram, $45/8th

Looks: Large, torpedo shaped nugs. Frosty, tightly trimmed nugs. Mostly light green buds with burnt orange hairs and very heavy trichome coverage. Brittle, but stickier close to the stem.

Smell: A funky, chem-y stench. Smells a bit like a cleaning product. Very unique scent. Not particularly alluring, but unmistakable.

Taste: A chem-y, funky flavor similar to the smell. Slightly harsh vapor with heavy lung expansion.

Buzz: Heady, energetic high. Euphoric, cerebral and racy. Had me feeling restless and chatty. Best for the afternoon or wake and bake.

Summary: One of the raciest Sativas I’ve sampled. Not my favorite buzz type, but I can certainly see this strain being popular amongst Sativa fans.

Utopia (Haze) Strain Review

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Name: Utopia (Haze)

Dispensary: Delta 9 Collective (Van Nuys)

Grade: A/A-

Type: Mostly Sativa (About 70% Sativa, 30% Indica)

Lineage: Brazilian Sativa

Price: $20/gram, $50/8th

Looks: Big, chunky, furry nugs. Mostly dark green buds completely covered with orange hairs and very heavy trichome coverage. Brittle to the touch, but sticky when pulled apart.

Smell: Sweet and sour with a subtle chem-y scent.

Taste: A sweet and sour, chem-y taste very similar to the smell. Slightly harsh vapor with heavy lung expansion.

Buzz: Peaceful high. Mellow, cerebral and slightly euphoric. Calming, but not sedating. The body buzz was light, but comforting and functional. Best for the afternoon.

Summary: A very nice Sativa with a chem-y, fruity flavor and a mellow cerebral high.

Bang Thao Beach Blue Dream Strain Review

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Name: Bang Thao Beach Blue Dream

Dispensary: Hollywood Holistic (West L.A.)

Grade: A-

Type: Mostly Sativa

Lineage: Blueberry crossed with Haze and Thai.

Price: $18/gram, $55/8th

Looks: Light, chunky, dense nugs. Mostly light green buds with peach colored hairs and heavy, golden hued trichome coverage. Dank and sticky.

Smell: Sweet, grassy and creamy. Recognizable Blue Dream aroma.

Taste: A sweet and grassy, blueberry flavor. Smooth vapor with heavy lung expansion.

Buzz: Heady, euphoric high. Clearheaded, calming, active and creative. The body buzz was light and functional. Best for the afternoon, outdoor activities and wake and bake.

Summary: A solid batch of Blue Dream. This batch was a little headier than some batches I’ve sampled, but enjoyable nonetheless. The taste and smell was especially sweet and pleasant.

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Maliblu Dream Strain Review

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Name: Maliblu Dream

Dispensary: Medical Marijuana Relief Clinic (Sherman Oaks)

Grade: A

Type: Hybrid (about 70% Sativa, 30% Indica)

Lineage: Blueberry crossed with Haze

Price: $20/gram, $50/8th, $100/ quarter, $200 half ounce

Looks: Compact, light and spongy nugs. Bright green nugs crawling with light orange hairs and golden hued trichome coverage. Dank and sticky.

Smell: Sweet, creamy and grassy. Smells like sweet haze, exactly how good Blue Dream should. 

Taste: A candied sweet and creamy blueberry flavor similar to the smell. Smooth vapor with moderate lung expansion.

Buzz: Soaring, euphoric high. Clear headed, creative, relaxing and uplifting. The body buzz was light and allowed me to function. Best for wake and bake or during the day. Great for outdoor activities.

Summary: A fantastic batch of Blue Dream. The smell and taste were nice and sweet. The high was extremely enjoyable and perfect for during the day.